Ep34 - A Unicorn For Christmas (2021)"Discover the magic of Christmas""Mom is getting frustrated at the lack of kombucha sales but Dad reassures her if they can get a petting zoo off the ground and they can get...

Ep 33 - "ThanksKilling" 2008"Gobble, Gobble, Mother F*cker"" . . . So the jock decides to meet up with the gang at the Rednecks house minus the hoe to commiserate and have a beer cuz that makes more sense...

Ep 32 - The Curse of Halloween Jack - 2018"He's back for those who killed him" " . . . One year later, the Sheriff of Nottingham’s daughter is making his bangers and mash or spotted dick or whatever ...

Ep 31 - Spirit Halloween (The Movie) - 2022"Possessing theaters this fall."". . . The boys hide inside the props of the store and wait to be locked inside at closing time. The seasonal Spirit Halloween store...

Ep 30 - Retrograde (2004)"In the past... Lies our future""Dolphy is being sent two hundred years in the past to prevent space bacteria from being unfrozen in Antarctica. Hey, wait a minute that’s this year. I’m s...

Ep 29 - Cross (2011)"To stop an ancient evil, it's going to take big guns, hard sticks, and exploding balls."" ... So as any good police officer would do he yells at her and waves in her face until she wakes up, ...

Episode 28 - The Crawling Hand (1963)Astronaut Ordered Blown Up!!!"They frolic on the beach, and when he talks about marriage, she tries to run away, so he flings her around before tackling her, It’s supposed to ...

Ep27 - Future Kick (1991)"A personal quest for vengeance, a high tech race for survival"... The head henchman goes rogue and kills his boss the corrupt police chief, and we’re into the final action sequence where our ...

Butt Boy (2019)"Sometimes the only way out... is in..."" ... Our real hero however now finds himself inside Chip’s butt, a set that looks a lot like a random cave from an alien planet on Star Trek the next genera...

Day of the Warrior (1996)"The L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies Are Back!""... There’s a great deal of this movie is spent moving from place to place. Whether it be by car, boat, plane, rollerblading, or ev...

Getting Lucky (1989)"Middlevale High has Cheerleaders, Jocks, Nerds ... and a Leprechaun!""Turns out Lucky is pretty shitty at his wish-granting.  Bill wishes for a date with Chrissy, which he gets and takes...

Win A Date With Tad Hamilton (2004)"In every love story, there's only room for one leading man."" ... So hot chick decides to enter said content and raise the $100 entry fee, with the help of her wacky friend. In...

Horror At Party Beach (1964)"WEIRD! Ghoulish atomic beasts who live off human blood!""... Do you ever find it annoying in musicals when dance numbers break out and everyone suddenly knows all the moves? Well, tha...

Trail Of The Screaming Forehead (2007)Who Can Sleep With Brows On The Prowl?"... Tonight’s Film Fart is “Trail of the Screaming Forehead” from 2007. Filmed in craniovision. And unlike some other cinem...

Robot Monster (1953) "Moon Monsters Launch Attack Against Earth!"" ... A young boy and a girl are playing outside at what appears to be the Mayberry Rock quarry. The boy shoots his toy laser pistol at the girl an...

Doll Shark (2022) "Warning: Dying Hazard"There are two well-known tropes in the world of Horror Movies. The killer shark and the haunted doll. But what if, and hear me out now, we combine these two into one movie?...

Nude on the Moon (1961)"Man discovers a nature camp on the moon!"Odds are you’ve never of the 1961 movie “Nude on the Moon,” but if its name sounds familiar that’s because in 2002 the name was borrowed by the B-5...

Carne: The Taco Maker (2013)The 2013 film “Carne: The Taco Maker” is the story of Don Taco and the delicious tacos he makes. Don Taco sells his delicious tacos via street cart on the streets of Beverly Hills, California. It's...

Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell! (2014)You haven't a hop in hell!There is no explanation for this bald-faced, snaggled-toothed giant rabbit; it just shows up on the doorstep like an Amazon Prime subscrib...

Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs (2015)"Let the Best Species Win"The movie is set in present-day Montana, so unfortunately, the titular Cowboys are the modern-day rodeo type and not the Wild West type. This is disappointing...

Invasion Of The Bee Girls  - 1973"They'll love the very life out of your body!" We cut to a pastoral grassy countryside with rolling hills when a naked dude pops up behind the hill.  Before I could even...

I Was a Teenage Wereskunk (2016)“It will scare the smell out of you.”Who’d have thunk he’d be a teenage wereskunk? This is the question the theme song asks, and the answer is absolutely nobody. Absolu...

Breakin' 2 : Electric Boogaloo - 1984"If you can't beat the system...break it!"In the first "Breakin’" movie, they rocked down to Electric Avenue. In "Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo," they will take it even higher....

Monster Brawl (2011)"It's the fight of the living dead!"As a rule, a movie’s quality drops by 20% for every professional wrestler in the cast. The obvious exceptions are Andre the Giant in "Prince...

National Treasure - 2004"In order to break the code, one man will have to break all the rules."The movie is “Ernest Saves the DaVinci Code,” but not quite that smart.