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I Was a Teenage Wereskunk

Allen Smithee Season 1 Episode 13
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I Was a Teenage Wereskunk (2016)

“It will scare the smell out of you.”

Who’d have thunk he’d be a teenage wereskunk? This is the question the theme song asks, and the answer is absolutely nobody. 

Absolutely no one in this movie passes for a teenager either, like … not even close. The film is set in the 1950s, and I think some of these actors were actual teenagers in the 1950s. One guy is so noticeably not a teenager you’d swear the casting agent thought they were shooting a porn set in a high school. 



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Welcome to the Silver Screen Cesspool, where we review the poo! With your host, the surveyor of sh*tty cinema, the mocker of moronic movies, the "Terror of Tiny Town," the last known survivor of "Battlefield Earth," the one of many, Allen Smithee!



Written, Directed, & Starring Allen Smithee
Assistant Director, Producer & Stunt Coordinator Allen Smithee
BoomMic Operator, Sound Editing, & Music Allen Smithee
Construction Coordinator The Amazing Rando
MakeUp Crayola
Catering Soylent Corp
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